I wish I could punch you in the face.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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