I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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