i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I didn't notice because vodka
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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