i think my tv is drunk
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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