let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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