I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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