remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you win again, gameday.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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