Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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