I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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