Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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