Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
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the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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