Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
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omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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