if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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