Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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