By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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