Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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