You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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