Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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