I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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