would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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