thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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