Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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