Little spoons don't ask big questions
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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