ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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