And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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