The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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