I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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