My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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