3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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