Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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