I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
...so i touched it.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!