i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick