listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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