Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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