I hope mine doesn't look like that
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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I just gargled with NyQuil
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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