Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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