the ceiling is raining jello shotss
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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