i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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