I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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