Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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