And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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