with your own penis?
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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