she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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