I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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