U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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