so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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