K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
please don't ironically join a cult
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