I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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