she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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