who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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