paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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