Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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