Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
you win again, gameday.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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