I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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