I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
This is the high leading the old right now
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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