A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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