I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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